Well now, I know a good few. [Chuckling, he settles down on the floor with his legs crossed. Needless to say, he draws the attention of some of the Litleo who come to his lap instead.] Ever been ta a circus before?
Ain't a problem. The circus is always open if ya ever need anywhere.
And I'm sure they appreciate bein' out all the time themselves! I think this is the only place they can all be out at once, ha ha. Regular house wouldn't stand it!
Hmmm, I suppose so~. [Chuckling, he lets himself get distracted by a Floette that comes over to investigate the ruckus.] That sorta thing is what got me and Jims banned from the hotel in Violet. Ya hear about that?
[Yeah, Joker is horrendous at keeping good stories a secret, so he breaks pretty easily.]
Some time last year, we started gettin' random swarms a strange and unseen Pokemon, all over! Different types, every day, in diferent places!
Now, me and Jim were too curious for our own good, so a course we started flyin' about ta see just where they were poppin' up and maybe get a few ourselves. 'Course, that meant stayin' in a lotta hotels...
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yes I meant litleo not shinx disregard
[It doesn't take long at all until she's sitting down too, because that's how it works when you're talking to someone.]
A few times. But that was back home.
s'cool no worries
[Scratching a Litleo by the ear, he beams to her.]
So, how've ya liked yer stay?
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A lot. Thanks for letting me stay here.
I think it's cool that there's so many pokémon around all the time.
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Ain't a problem. The circus is always open if ya ever need anywhere.
And I'm sure they appreciate bein' out all the time themselves! I think this is the only place they can all be out at once, ha ha. Regular house wouldn't stand it!
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No! Some of them wouldn't even fit.
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[Twisting in place, he calls up to a Charizard that's been looping circles throughout the tent.]
Torch! We could fit ya inside a house, couldn't we?
[Torch just makes a low rumbling noise that's likely a sort of laugh.]
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Okay, a really big house! But defintely not a hotel room.
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What! Really? What happened?
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Funny, innit? I don't remember readin' that in the contract.
[That that specifically, anyway, although there's probably something about noise violations, and Pokemon limits... OH WELL.]
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[She has to hear this. It sounds like something happened.]
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[Yeah, Joker is horrendous at keeping good stories a secret, so he breaks pretty easily.]
Some time last year, we started gettin' random swarms a strange and unseen Pokemon, all over! Different types, every day, in diferent places!
Now, me and Jim were too curious for our own good, so a course we started flyin' about ta see just where they were poppin' up and maybe get a few ourselves. 'Course, that meant stayin' in a lotta hotels...
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There's no way you caught a hundred of them.
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Well, not caught, exactly... We just. Gently encouraged them ta fly inside the hotel.
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Really? And they just did?
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What happened to the bats?
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S'the reason we took 'em all in, after all. They were all confused and lost with the sun so bright.
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