Voicemail

[pipers_son]

-sure it's workin'? Ah, there it is!

[A Mime Jr. sounds off triumphantly.]

This is Joker! And Angel, a course. [A chuckle.] If ya need ta chat with me, I'll answer soon as I can.

Comments

[pipers_son]

So... As it turns out, ya aren't allowed ta store 100 bats in yer hotel room.

Funny, innit? I don't remember readin' that in the contract.

[That that specifically, anyway, although there's probably something about noise violations, and Pokemon limits... OH WELL.]

[walkersystem]

What happened?

_{[She has to hear this. It sounds like something happened.]}

[pipers_son]

Weeeeeeeeeell...

[Yeah, Joker is horrendous at keeping good stories a secret, so he breaks pretty easily.]

Some time last year, we started gettin' random swarms a strange and unseen Pokemon, all over! Different types, every day, in diferent places!

Now, me and Jim were too curious for our own good, so a course we started flyin' about ta see just where they were poppin' up and maybe get a few ourselves. 'Course, that meant stayin' in a lotta hotels...

[walkersystem]

_{[Grinning already in anticipation, Molly keeps stroking the Litleo in her lap, tilting her head as she listens to Joker.]}

There's no way you caught a hundred of them.

[pipers_son]

A hundred bats?

Well, not caught, exactly... We just. Gently encouraged them ta fly inside the hotel.

[walkersystem]

_{[Surprised laugh!]}

Really? And they just did?

[pipers_son]

With a bit a persuadin', they did! Got all nice and cozy in me and Jims' hotel rooms!

[walkersystem]

And that's why you got banned.

[pipers_son]

Something something safety violations something something noise complaints... The explanation blurred a bit, I'll admit.

[walkersystem]

_{[Okay, just have a giggle for a while here.]}

What happened to the bats?

[pipers_son]

Oh, we let 'em all out when it got night although a few of 'em found homes.

S'the reason we took 'em all in, after all. They were all confused and lost with the sun so bright.

[walkersystem]

So you didn't keep one?

[pipers_son]

I did. That would be Coffee- if Torch stayed still for any sorta minute, ya would spot the little thing hitchin' a ride.

[walkersystem]

Why did you call it Coffee?

[pipers_son]

'Cuz I came in and the little devil was stuck entirely in the bleedin' coffee pot. He's had a taste for it ever since.