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pipers_son) wrote2014-09-08 09:30 pm
pipers_son) wrote2014-09-08 09:30 pm
Entry tags:
- *ic,
- *route_29,
- and then there's this asshole,
- at least he didn't get arrested,
- bat what bat oh that bat,
- brought home some strays,
- casual late night posts,
- joker to the side laughing,
- my name is joker this is jackass,
- never too many pokemon,
- okay maybe too many,
- pokeclusterfuck on line 2,
- so the road trip is going great,
- who let this man be an adult
014 // Video
...So, me and Jimmy aren't allowed in the hotel in Violet anymore.
[Joker says it with a bit of a grin on his face as he's seated outside near Sprout Tower as it's night time. There are still probably hundreds of Noibat flapping around. There's at least a dozen attached to him and Angel the Mime Jr who's sitting next to him.]
Guess yer not allowed ta hundred bats or so in yer hotel rooms.
...Or spillin' out inta the hallways.
...Or gettin' inta the coffee pot although that wasn't on purpose.
Lesson for us all, innit?
[Joker says it with a bit of a grin on his face as he's seated outside near Sprout Tower as it's night time. There are still probably hundreds of Noibat flapping around. There's at least a dozen attached to him and Angel the Mime Jr who's sitting next to him.]
Guess yer not allowed ta hundred bats or so in yer hotel rooms.
...Or spillin' out inta the hallways.
...Or gettin' inta the coffee pot although that wasn't on purpose.
Lesson for us all, innit?
ACTION
...Why don't we go back ta the store and pay for it all, then?
[Let him just... try to brush off some bats.]
ACTION
he also asks if he could take the scraggy off of little angel's sweet hands ;w; he'll take the DISCIPLINE from here. ]
Aight. Miracle wants to share with y'all, too— Our motherfuckin' treat. You sweet motherfucker—
[ "for the trouble . . ." he squeaks; gamzee then starts picking up other boxes— and speaking of bats! ]
—Do your flapcritters dig berries? [ oh— can't forget the little lady! glancing down to angel: ] You and our lil' sis, too. Got a ton on hand.
ACTION
I'm sure they'd love 'em! Ya pick a bunch while ya were out on the road, then?
ACTION
and giving a nicely landed, quick DOUBLE SLAP, one for each cheek. the scraggy's eyes water only after a few moments of reaction, although he furrows his brows to try and make it go away, staying silent. it's not helping that much-!
"you know what you did!" how long he can keep up with this, though . . . that's another story. ]
All the damn time! When we be runnin' low— it's berry pickin' day. Ain't a day when there be zip.
[ he has to rummage through his bag for it— for a pretty huge baggy of berries. just look at all those berries. the scraggy take cover behind his trainer's leg for the time being, looking up at joker, sometimes to angel— completely avoiding miracle, though. ]
What kinds do you carnibros and sisters dig?
ACTION
[Angel and the Noibats are all busy inspecting the giant baggy, however, and the Mime Jr beams as she points out a Pecha berry. The rest? Well, good luck making sense of all those batty chirps.]
ACTION
[ heh, don't mind if he digs in to take out a few of some pecha berries for angel! ]
Haha— here you go, motherfuckette.
[ as for the rest— haha, well dears he doesn't know what he's hearing, but he offers the bag to them. go on and take your pick batbros :o)
after handing a few to miracle and pb, gamzee picks a chesto berry for himself, popping it into his mouth. although he's still chewing— he offers the bag to joker. ]
Want some, brother?
ACTION
[Joker has to lean a bit as every bat gets its pick, which involves a lot of just sticking their heads right in there and coming out with something. He gives a fond scratch to one behind the ears before he properly ears Gamzee's offer.]
I'll pass. Think I've heard they ain't much good for humans and the like, yeah?
ACTION
they can make you so at chill . . .
so, he listens, and there's a rather long pause as he chews, stares up at joker, eyes half-lid and almost too lazy to open all the way— before he speaks again, giving a small shrug. ]
Huh . . . Guess trolls don't motherfuckin' count? Don't do nothin' out the norm for me.
[ but u aint a troll no more gamzee . . . ]
ACTION
Well... That's good ta hear, then. Wouldn't want ya ta get sick or anythin' like that.
Want me and Angel ta take these things back ta pay for 'em while ya stay here with our bat friends?
ACTION
[ "no no no" but it's too late for that— gamzee's already rolling out his own noibats to meet them!! just look at all this chattering
he is now covered in bats
but they won't leave without the money from their pockets!! miracle shuffles around with gamzee's backpack, pulling at enough money to pay for it all. "please take this!!!" ]
ACTION
We'll be back before ya have a chance ta miss us. Yeah, Angel?
[Angel looks up from where she's accepting the wallet and gives a determined nod. As Joker starts to walk off, she pats Miracle's shoulder real quick in clown solidarity. Please don't get carried away by a bat, friend. That would be distressing.]