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pipers_son) wrote2016-04-10 11:30 am
pipers_son) wrote2016-04-10 11:30 am
024 // Video
[Joker's been meaning to make a video like this for a while, with the second anniversary coming up as it is... But recent news makes it had. He delays, just a little bit, until he can finally appear on the screen with his usual wide showman's smile.]
[It's a mask he's very good at wearing.]
Hello again, one and all! For those I've not yet had the pleasure ta meet, I'm Joker, ringleader of the Eve's Garden Circus here in Goldenrod!
As much as I'd love ta simply chat and the like, I'm afraid this is more business than anythin' else. Ya see, the circus is lookin' a bit empty as of late, and we need more folks ta fill it up again! That is, ta say, we are currently hirin' for any willin' parties!
Of course, performers are the ones we're lookin' out for the most right now! As I make this vidoe, we currently have an air show, a strongman, a trapeze artist, and a clown in employment! We'll gladly take in back ups for any a those positions, of course, but we're definitely eager for new talents ta be on display!
Performers aren't the only positions we're lookin' ta fill. If yer any good with technology, stage equipment, or fixin' up folks who did things like, oh... fall off a high place and break their arm, then we're interested in havin' ya!
Ya get pay for the work ya do, and there are places ta stay on the circus grounds if ya would like ta save money. Contact me, and we can work everythin' out. I can even train ya in a few things, if yer interested but don't have any performin' skills.
Additionally, for anyone who does crafts and the like, there are always stalls available ta set ya up at on the grounds!
Aaaaaand that's all, I should think! [The ringleader glances down to his side, where a small Mime Jr. is sitting on a tall stool. She looks back up to him, and something unsaid seems exchanged. Joker clears his throat.]
Additionally, if anyone has found themselves in possession of Miss Ilya's Pokemon, please let us know. Thank ya kindly.
[It's a mask he's very good at wearing.]
Hello again, one and all! For those I've not yet had the pleasure ta meet, I'm Joker, ringleader of the Eve's Garden Circus here in Goldenrod!
As much as I'd love ta simply chat and the like, I'm afraid this is more business than anythin' else. Ya see, the circus is lookin' a bit empty as of late, and we need more folks ta fill it up again! That is, ta say, we are currently hirin' for any willin' parties!
Of course, performers are the ones we're lookin' out for the most right now! As I make this vidoe, we currently have an air show, a strongman, a trapeze artist, and a clown in employment! We'll gladly take in back ups for any a those positions, of course, but we're definitely eager for new talents ta be on display!
Performers aren't the only positions we're lookin' ta fill. If yer any good with technology, stage equipment, or fixin' up folks who did things like, oh... fall off a high place and break their arm, then we're interested in havin' ya!
Ya get pay for the work ya do, and there are places ta stay on the circus grounds if ya would like ta save money. Contact me, and we can work everythin' out. I can even train ya in a few things, if yer interested but don't have any performin' skills.
Additionally, for anyone who does crafts and the like, there are always stalls available ta set ya up at on the grounds!
Aaaaaand that's all, I should think! [The ringleader glances down to his side, where a small Mime Jr. is sitting on a tall stool. She looks back up to him, and something unsaid seems exchanged. Joker clears his throat.]
Additionally, if anyone has found themselves in possession of Miss Ilya's Pokemon, please let us know. Thank ya kindly.
[Video]
[Meaning he no longer scurries off whenever Envy or Lust show up for rehearsals and practice like he always used to.]
[When Wrath pops up on the video, he's his chipper self, but surprisingly not quite the brimming ball of insatiable energy that he usually is. He almost looks a little bit nervous.]
Um, do you have to be a grownup to be in the circus?
[Video]
[Hearing that question makes his face light up.]
Nope! I've had plenty a people yer age join the circus I ran back home!
[Video]
[Because Wrath has been utterly fascinated by the circus ever since he was introduced to it. And, well, now that he and the other Homunculi are back in good standing, and the household he spends roughly half his time in has two whole people already working for it...]
Really?
Because-- um, I think I'd be pretty good at circusing!
I'm very talented.
I can do lots of things.
['Humility' apparently not being one of them.]
Re: [Video]
Well, we need someone who can do all sortsa things! Maybe ya can be our new knife thrower.
[Because that won't be a disaster at all.]
[Video]
A thrower? Of knives! Like the one you sent me!
[Joker do you have any idea what you've done.]
[Someone is going to die.]
[Video]
That's right, like the one I sent ya. Me and Invidia will show ya exactly how yer supposed ta do it in the circus, if that's got yer attention, ha ha!
[And he can drive home the 'murder is not USUALLY supposed to happen during an act' part. Team Safety Net is going to have a hell of a time, he suspects.]
[Video]
I want to be a thrower of knives!
I like sharp things and knives are very sharp!
[HE IS BESIDE HIMSELF WITH EXCITEMENT.]
[Video]
And we want them ta come back ta the circus!
...Most a the time, anyway, but ask me before ya stab or slice anybody.
[Yeah that sounds responsible enough]
[Video]
Will I get to wear a costume like Lust and Envy do?
[Video]
Yup, ya sure will~. We can even figure out fun designs ta put on yer face when yer performin', like mine! It can be as colorful as ya like.
[Because the gaudier the better. Why join the circus if you don't look like a rainbow that got into a car accident?]