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pipers_son) wrote2015-12-15 07:06 pm
pipers_son) wrote2015-12-15 07:06 pm
Entry tags:
- *route_29,
- and then there's this asshole,
- at least he didn't get arrested,
- defeated a gym leader,
- defeated by a bike,
- he dead,
- how do technology,
- how the hell do bikes even,
- incoherent yelling on line 3,
- jims help your boss,
- lend a hand please,
- my name is joker this is jackass,
- so the road trip is going great,
- the great litleo challenge,
- this can't go wrong,
- well this is embarassing,
- who let this man be an adult,
- worrying the children
022 // Video
[To those perhaps familiar with Kanto, the camera opens up onto a view of none other than the beginning of Bicycle Road. Joker is posed on one of its namesakes, in fact, his one hand on the handlebars and his feet firmly on the ground. He's beaming at the Gear.]
There ya go, Elsie, perfect!
So we're gettin' closer ta Fuchsia now, after we met up with that Erika! Nice girl, by the by, took things in stride. Probably seen it all before, y'know how it is.
Anyway! There's a real long way ta the next city, but, as it turns out, there's this real handy road that takes ya there much quicker! S'just that ya can't use yer Pokemon or anythin' on it. Gotta use a bike. [He pats said bike proudly.]
Now, uh, I've never actually used one a these, won't be dishonest about it. But ey, I've ridden all manner a Pokemon while here, so how hard can it be? Ya just gotta- balance and the like-
[Way more wobbly than is in any way reassuring, Joker pushes off... right down a hill...]
[...Yeah, he's immediately falling off and crashing down the whole damn thing. Yelping, clanging, swearing- Elsie the Pyroar, the current cameralion of the day, jolts forward after him. In the chaos, one of her teeth nudges the Gear off.]
[SO THAT CERTAINLY HAPPENED.]
[He probably shouldn't have done this while it was raining.]
There ya go, Elsie, perfect!
So we're gettin' closer ta Fuchsia now, after we met up with that Erika! Nice girl, by the by, took things in stride. Probably seen it all before, y'know how it is.
Anyway! There's a real long way ta the next city, but, as it turns out, there's this real handy road that takes ya there much quicker! S'just that ya can't use yer Pokemon or anythin' on it. Gotta use a bike. [He pats said bike proudly.]
Now, uh, I've never actually used one a these, won't be dishonest about it. But ey, I've ridden all manner a Pokemon while here, so how hard can it be? Ya just gotta- balance and the like-
[Way more wobbly than is in any way reassuring, Joker pushes off... right down a hill...]
[...Yeah, he's immediately falling off and crashing down the whole damn thing. Yelping, clanging, swearing- Elsie the Pyroar, the current cameralion of the day, jolts forward after him. In the chaos, one of her teeth nudges the Gear off.]
[SO THAT CERTAINLY HAPPENED.]
[He probably shouldn't have done this while it was raining.]
[Video]
That was a good first try, but maybe you should get some training wheels, zura.
[Video]
They didn't sell any at the place we rented from, sad ta say. Should probably look inta them 'tho... Ya ever use these things?
[Video]
A bike, zura? N-No, my legs are too small to reach the pedals, z-
[And then it dawns on him.]
At least, they used to be too small, zura.
[Video]
....Just don't do it on a hill.
[Video]
[Riding an actual bike, he'd be so mature then...]
If...if I got a bike, would you ride with me? Biking looks more fun if you do it with other people, zura.
[Video]
Ha, it'll take a few months... But if ya don't mind the wait, that'st what we could do.