pipers_son: (leyline) (I would never do this in real life.)
Joker ([personal profile] pipers_son) wrote2014-06-07 11:47 pm

008 // Video // Backdated 6-3

...So. I mighta gotten a bit displaced with our last little fun weekend.

[The people Joker was traveling with probably know what he's talking about. Considering he sort of went missing for a while. Why? Well... He carefully holds up his hand, the wrist of which is bandaged up. There's a small ice pack sort of attached to it.]

When I got transported, all of a sudden like, I mighta lost my balance and... sprained my wrist a bit. [He's still smiling, as usual, but anyone good with expressions can probably pick up the small trace of are you bloody well kidding me annoyance on his face. He only has the one to rely on, after all.] I was a bit in the middle a nowhere ta boot. Guess whatever powers may be don't particularly like me, eh? Good thing Angel's been about ta help.

Joker, Jimms, sorry 'bout that. I'm in Cianwood right now. I'll try and get back ta ya when I can. Won't be ridin' for a while, that's for sure.

...Don't suppose there's a fancy future way ta fix a sprained wrist quicker, is there?
dressofheaven: (Now let me see...)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-09 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, I'm not sure how they'll look on you... but I'm sure we can come up with something decent! Black, maybe, or red to match your hair...

[She's pondering their options as she turns to lead the way to the local clothing store. It's not exactly a big place with lots of options, but not everything can be the Goldenrod Department Store, after all.]

Oh, but we should think of how you'll get them on, too. I mean... not to be mean or anything, but I think you're going to have some difficulty right now.
dressofheaven: (It's cute... squish it Berserker)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-10 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well that's fortunate. I wasn't looking forward to trying to dress you myself.

[She's... probably joking.]
dressofheaven: (Not planning anything)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-10 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm... We'll gather up a few things that might work on you, you can try them on with Angel's help, and hopefully we'll get some outfits you can actually be seen in.

[As she speaks, she's looking through the racks of clothes for things that might work for him, starting with shirts. She glances back and forth between him and the shirts every so often, humming to herself and occasionally plucking a shirt off the rack.]
dressofheaven: (Happy Ilya in snow)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-10 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Admittedly, Ilya's no expert in this herself, but she knows what she likes and she has an eye for what looks nice, whether it's fashionable or not. Eventually she's picked out five different shirts to choose from and moved on to pants.]

I don't expect these will all work, of course, but we won't know what looks good on you until we actually see it. I'm doing a bit of guesswork.
dressofheaven: (Not planning anything)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-10 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't know all that much about what's in style. I just tend to pick things I think will look nice.

[Finished with her browsing, she holds the shirts and pants in a carefully folded pile in her arms and nods at the changing rooms in the back of the store.]

You can try them on in there, we'll see which ones suit you. [Her being the one to carry everything, she leads the way over.]
dressofheaven: (Now let me see...)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-10 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[She gives Angel a surprised look, but Joker did say she was the one who's been helping him all day. Kneeling down, she holds the pile out.]

Careful now. If these fall on the floor it'll make a terrible mess.
dressofheaven: (Happy Ilya in snow)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-11 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly. I'll have a seat and wait for the results. I can't wait to see how you look.

[She settles into a chair and notes the pile of old Pokemon magazines next to her. She rifles through them, but they all look amazingly dull for being about pet monstrosities.]
dressofheaven: (Not planning anything)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-11 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[She raises her head to look over the result, and after a moment of consideration, smiles.]

It's not a match for your usual flair, but it's not terrible. Better than wearing something dirty, at any rate.
dressofheaven: (Now let me see...)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-11 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Good, we'll be done in mere moments then.

What do you plan to do afterwards?
dressofheaven: (... Why the heck did you do that?)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-11 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Do you need a ride back? I can take you on Harpy if it's necessary, and since I don't have much reason to stay here longer it can be done soon.
dressofheaven: (It's cute... squish it Berserker)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-11 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, I don't mind. It's not as if Harpy would have a problem carrying you, me, and Kairi. She's strong and we're light. Just be kind enough to take down Chuck quickly, alright?
dressofheaven: (Not planning anything)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-06-11 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely. Then you shouldn't have any problems. If you really wanted to, we could leave tomorrow.