pipers_son: (leyline) (Also what is a socially acceptable)
Joker ([personal profile] pipers_son) wrote2014-03-24 11:18 am

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A party! That's definitely some cause for celebration, innit? Looks pretty high class, too. Back where I'm from, wasn't often common folks got ta go ta secret fancy places like an Elite Four's home for things like that. Course, that sorta thing ain't much interestin' if not for the people, if ya ask me.

Good thing it looks like a lot of us are goin', then, huh? And some celebrities, too! That's definitely gonna liven things up.

But enough about that for now! Callin' all breeders and folks with businesses in Johto! As Ringleader and owner a the Eve's Garden Circus, I'd like ta extend a hand ta all of ya. I got an idea in my head the other day and was wonderin' if some of ya would like ta have stalls ta sell yer wares and eggs on the big days. For ya business owners, we can talk about settin' up permanent stalls. For breeders, we'd have a whole section for the lot of ya where ya could make yerselves comfortable.

Let me know what ya all think!

Oh, an' one last thing.... I don't suppose any of ya know things about Clair, do ya? Things she likes, favorite flowers, things like that. [JOKER, NO.]

[Filtered to Circus Members]

Back ta this prom thing, don't worry 'bout me holdin' ya back. Yer more than welcome ta take a bit a time for it. I ain't a heartless monster, ya know, and besides- I'll be goin' there too as ya mighta guessed.

Just make sure ta work extra hard ta make up for it!
konpeitoqueen: (im better than your shit ass)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-26 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And that's where you're wrong! If even the most heinous crimes can have their 'nastiness' affected by something as easily manipulable as circumstance and motivation... then why are the laws so strict? Why aren't people being released everywhere? Of course, I'm not saying the governments are perfect... because they end up missing and being unable to detain so many more who run free!

But whoever they do catch always deserves what they get. Maybe even more! Even the ones in charge drench themselves in mercy to feel better about themselves.

[She says that all in one breath, as if she's telling Joker off. And SHUSH SHUSH IT NEVER HAPPENED OKAY]
konpeitoqueen: (ahahahahah... i'll fucking krill you)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-26 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
But aren't crimes simple? Once you find out who did it... then, that's it! That's all you need to do.

[She doesn't seem to get it.]

I guess that's true... well, the common folk has to do some punishing too, then! Especially when they're under you, maybe, in clan hierarchy...
konpeitoqueen: hell nothing is mine (awww cmon)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-27 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
I can't understand what you're talking about if all you're spewing is nonsense, Mr. Stooge.

[Aren't crimes... straight-up... black and white...?]
konpeitoqueen: (i will end you)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-27 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not! As long as weak humans exist, there will be crime. But arresting someone and punishing them might work to tell them not to do it again.

It's like training dogs. There will always be ones around, even domesticated pets, that don't know how to behave. But if people make an effort to train them, they'll obey your every command.
konpeitoqueen: (whats up you meme loving fuck)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-27 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I don't care what it was- it doesn't change the fact they did it.
konpeitoqueen: (U DIDNT)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-28 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[w e l p]

And how exactly is not having a clouded goal towards finding the culprit 'useless'? I'd think that being able to take away trivial things like personal feeling and motivation would makes things far more efficient!
konpeitoqueen: (whats up you meme loving fuck)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-29 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[...So, he is a dirty, dirty thief... and for actual reasons, too!]

That's the impossible point. [Of course, they couldn't fix the Danganisland thing, but that was a special case.] No matter what, if people are weak-willed, desperation will come from anywhere! It doesn't matter if people 'try to help', they'll only drop a few coins for the purpose of feeling better for themselves instead of lending a hand.

Human just aren't made for helping people! Ultimately, everything they do, is just for themselves... grandma took care of me for her own family honor. People supported my dancing for their own enjoyment. You're probably telling me this so I don't scare people off at the circus, aren't you? Kyahahah! If they can be scared off so easily, they don't deserve it.

[...She's... going to ignore her father, this time. All special cases.] Removing the reason for desperation? At most, it'll only be relieved for a moment. To think it can actually be fixed to an extent is idealistic nonsense!
konpeitoqueen: hell nothing is mine (awww cmon)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-30 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not! Why would a little girl like me drink?

[tfln meme says otherwise]
konpeitoqueen: fanarticons from icondere.tumblr.com (bleh bleh)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-04-01 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[NEVER]

I'm not drunk, and if you really think I'm a philosopher, your common sense is so out of line, it's funny your brains aren't on the sidewalk!
konpeitoqueen: (ew)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-04-01 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I guess I shouldn't waste my breath on you.

[And she turns off the video WOW RUDE]