Joker (
pipers_son) wrote2014-02-13 07:17 pm
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005 // Video (Action for Goldenrod) // Feb 14th
Y'know, I gotta say that the future sure is somethin'. All these fancy gadgets, new food, and lookit this make up.
[With an opening line like that, it's probably not surprising to see that Joker... appears to be in a cosmetics store. The 'gear is apparently propped up against a shelf while Joker casually flicks through various lipsticks and eyeliners. He's already applied something to his eyelids along with his usual make up because why not.]
[Somewhere in the background, there's... hissing? Anyone looking closely might be able to spot a Luxray on top of the shelf behind Joker, back arched and fangs bared. Joker doesn't pay her any mind.]
I've never much tried for lipstick before, but I suppose if there's ever a time ta give it a good ol' go... [Joker holds up a lavender shade of lipstick to the 'Gear, humming.] think it'd go well with my eyes?
[The Luxray hissing has finally evolved to bursts of upset yowling and Joker sighs.]
Oh, an' Rogue found a new friend. [Setting down the lipstick, he adjusts the 'Gear so that the camera is pointed towards the ground. That sure is a positively slime soaked Furret wrapped up tight around one of those... weird slime ball Pokemon. Is it a Pokemon? Joker is assuming so for the time being. Either way, both Furret and slimeball have looks of giddy bliss on their faces.] Tried ta separate 'em, but they wouldn't have none of it. Needless ta say, Lightning isn't particularly pleased. Too wet for her likin'. Oi, aren't ya supposed ta be strong against them water types?
[Just more angry electric cat yowling. Joker sighs.]
And it ain't comin' up on our little gadgets either... Ah well. I'll leave that for ya more intelligent types. Me, I'll just focus on the more mundane matters. Don't got a special someone for the romantic day myself- [And he gives a wink to the 'Gear.] -but best a luck for all of ya who do~.
[For anyone in Goldenrod, well, Joker will be in that cosmetic store for a while... angry hissing Luxray, slimy but extremely happy Furret, Bloober, and all.]
[Oh, but if you have CR with the ringleader... You might find something anyway.]
[Have CR with this loser? Well, he might have something for you, too. Thanks to Carmen's post the other day, he got an idea, hastily threw some things together and got some deliveries made. Looks like your characters will be getting flowers today!]
[Snake, you're going to have a very determined certain little Mime Jr. hunt you down. That sure is a bouquet bigger than her little body in her arms. There's a cluster of freesia flowers in the midst of some bluebells... and if he goes searching, he might find a little milkvetch flower. Huh. Mayuri will find similar waiting for her at her room window in the beak of a serious looking Tranquill. There's bluebells involved in this one, too, although narcissus flowers mix it up this time around.]
[Hey Saionji, you like flowers, right? No? Too bad, you're getting a delivery anyway. Man that sure is a freakin' ton of nasturtium flowers with specks of eupatorium flowers... Crocker will just find himself receiving a sparse few coronillas. Envy will be the recipient of some mock orange flowers, and France will get some matching orange lilies (with some spearmint flowers hidden underneath).]
[Killua, Maka Albarn, John Egbert, you three will be getting some flowers too via delivery. All three of them will be getting mixed bouquets of canterbury bells and yellow lilies. It's more as a 'thank you' for being friends with Snake- Joker likes those who look after his friends.]
[Because of course he has to be ridiculous about it, every bouquet will have a joker playing card attached to it. What.]
[I went with this site for meanings.]
[With an opening line like that, it's probably not surprising to see that Joker... appears to be in a cosmetics store. The 'gear is apparently propped up against a shelf while Joker casually flicks through various lipsticks and eyeliners. He's already applied something to his eyelids along with his usual make up because why not.]
[Somewhere in the background, there's... hissing? Anyone looking closely might be able to spot a Luxray on top of the shelf behind Joker, back arched and fangs bared. Joker doesn't pay her any mind.]
I've never much tried for lipstick before, but I suppose if there's ever a time ta give it a good ol' go... [Joker holds up a lavender shade of lipstick to the 'Gear, humming.] think it'd go well with my eyes?
[The Luxray hissing has finally evolved to bursts of upset yowling and Joker sighs.]
Oh, an' Rogue found a new friend. [Setting down the lipstick, he adjusts the 'Gear so that the camera is pointed towards the ground. That sure is a positively slime soaked Furret wrapped up tight around one of those... weird slime ball Pokemon. Is it a Pokemon? Joker is assuming so for the time being. Either way, both Furret and slimeball have looks of giddy bliss on their faces.] Tried ta separate 'em, but they wouldn't have none of it. Needless ta say, Lightning isn't particularly pleased. Too wet for her likin'. Oi, aren't ya supposed ta be strong against them water types?
[Just more angry electric cat yowling. Joker sighs.]
And it ain't comin' up on our little gadgets either... Ah well. I'll leave that for ya more intelligent types. Me, I'll just focus on the more mundane matters. Don't got a special someone for the romantic day myself- [And he gives a wink to the 'Gear.] -but best a luck for all of ya who do~.
[For anyone in Goldenrod, well, Joker will be in that cosmetic store for a while... angry hissing Luxray, slimy but extremely happy Furret, Bloober, and all.]
[Oh, but if you have CR with the ringleader... You might find something anyway.]
[Have CR with this loser? Well, he might have something for you, too. Thanks to Carmen's post the other day, he got an idea, hastily threw some things together and got some deliveries made. Looks like your characters will be getting flowers today!]
[Snake, you're going to have a very determined certain little Mime Jr. hunt you down. That sure is a bouquet bigger than her little body in her arms. There's a cluster of freesia flowers in the midst of some bluebells... and if he goes searching, he might find a little milkvetch flower. Huh. Mayuri will find similar waiting for her at her room window in the beak of a serious looking Tranquill. There's bluebells involved in this one, too, although narcissus flowers mix it up this time around.]
[Hey Saionji, you like flowers, right? No? Too bad, you're getting a delivery anyway. Man that sure is a freakin' ton of nasturtium flowers with specks of eupatorium flowers... Crocker will just find himself receiving a sparse few coronillas. Envy will be the recipient of some mock orange flowers, and France will get some matching orange lilies (with some spearmint flowers hidden underneath).]
[Killua, Maka Albarn, John Egbert, you three will be getting some flowers too via delivery. All three of them will be getting mixed bouquets of canterbury bells and yellow lilies. It's more as a 'thank you' for being friends with Snake- Joker likes those who look after his friends.]
[Because of course he has to be ridiculous about it, every bouquet will have a joker playing card attached to it. What.]
[I went with this site for meanings.]
[Video]
If ya say so. Regardless, I'm just hopin' that some a the others show up. They'd love this place.
[Video]
I bet you are.
Oh? Why would they love this place?
[Video]
All these new gadgets that've been thought up, like the microwaves and those doors that open up when they see ya! Those things in some a the restaurants where ya press a button and drink pours out! Back home, that sorta fancy stuff never even existed, and I'd bet ya all I got that the rich back home would keep it all for themselves if it did! But here just about anyone can use 'em, ain't that somethin'. Nearly butter upon bacon!
That's not even gettin' inta the Pokemon!
[Video]
How did you ever live without it?
[A scared expression crosses Crocker’s face because a world without technology the horror!]
Yes, the - POKEMON are amazing.
Re: [Video]
[It wasn't easy, but then most of Joker's life hasn't been, so.]
Our animal trainer would be over the moon for it, too.
[Video]
But I was referring more to the lack of microwaves. Or computers...
[Though the man still vaguely recalls a time when computers didn't exist but looking back that is such a strange idea! But a world without microwaves just wierds Crocker out!]
That is where Pokemon are said to come from...
[Video]
[Aaaah, yes, fun times.]
What, the moon is where they come from?
[Video]
[At least that's what he gathers if they have Jack the Ripper there in Londan.]
YES! At least the Clefairies! Which is why I believe that's why they use the moonstone to evolve.
Supposely all the Pokemon came from outer space or people around here say.
Soon I will travel to the Ruins of the Alphs and Eureka City to unlock more answers!
[At least he hopes to do so.]
[Video]
[He guesses???]
Oh, I went ta those ruins. Got a few friends there, too.
[Video]
Oh? Do share won't you?
[Video]
Think they're called Unown- the letters, ya know?
Re: [Video]
You made friends with the letters! What did they say?! Yes, I've heard of them! But their seemed to be doubts in the Pokemon database they where actually real! Not that I believed that of course.