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pipers_son) wrote2014-02-13 07:17 pm
pipers_son) wrote2014-02-13 07:17 pm
005 // Video (Action for Goldenrod) // Feb 14th
Y'know, I gotta say that the future sure is somethin'. All these fancy gadgets, new food, and lookit this make up.
[With an opening line like that, it's probably not surprising to see that Joker... appears to be in a cosmetics store. The 'gear is apparently propped up against a shelf while Joker casually flicks through various lipsticks and eyeliners. He's already applied something to his eyelids along with his usual make up because why not.]
[Somewhere in the background, there's... hissing? Anyone looking closely might be able to spot a Luxray on top of the shelf behind Joker, back arched and fangs bared. Joker doesn't pay her any mind.]
I've never much tried for lipstick before, but I suppose if there's ever a time ta give it a good ol' go... [Joker holds up a lavender shade of lipstick to the 'Gear, humming.] think it'd go well with my eyes?
[The Luxray hissing has finally evolved to bursts of upset yowling and Joker sighs.]
Oh, an' Rogue found a new friend. [Setting down the lipstick, he adjusts the 'Gear so that the camera is pointed towards the ground. That sure is a positively slime soaked Furret wrapped up tight around one of those... weird slime ball Pokemon. Is it a Pokemon? Joker is assuming so for the time being. Either way, both Furret and slimeball have looks of giddy bliss on their faces.] Tried ta separate 'em, but they wouldn't have none of it. Needless ta say, Lightning isn't particularly pleased. Too wet for her likin'. Oi, aren't ya supposed ta be strong against them water types?
[Just more angry electric cat yowling. Joker sighs.]
And it ain't comin' up on our little gadgets either... Ah well. I'll leave that for ya more intelligent types. Me, I'll just focus on the more mundane matters. Don't got a special someone for the romantic day myself- [And he gives a wink to the 'Gear.] -but best a luck for all of ya who do~.
[For anyone in Goldenrod, well, Joker will be in that cosmetic store for a while... angry hissing Luxray, slimy but extremely happy Furret, Bloober, and all.]
[Oh, but if you have CR with the ringleader... You might find something anyway.]
[Have CR with this loser? Well, he might have something for you, too. Thanks to Carmen's post the other day, he got an idea, hastily threw some things together and got some deliveries made. Looks like your characters will be getting flowers today!]
[Snake, you're going to have a very determined certain little Mime Jr. hunt you down. That sure is a bouquet bigger than her little body in her arms. There's a cluster of freesia flowers in the midst of some bluebells... and if he goes searching, he might find a little milkvetch flower. Huh. Mayuri will find similar waiting for her at her room window in the beak of a serious looking Tranquill. There's bluebells involved in this one, too, although narcissus flowers mix it up this time around.]
[Hey Saionji, you like flowers, right? No? Too bad, you're getting a delivery anyway. Man that sure is a freakin' ton of nasturtium flowers with specks of eupatorium flowers... Crocker will just find himself receiving a sparse few coronillas. Envy will be the recipient of some mock orange flowers, and France will get some matching orange lilies (with some spearmint flowers hidden underneath).]
[Killua, Maka Albarn, John Egbert, you three will be getting some flowers too via delivery. All three of them will be getting mixed bouquets of canterbury bells and yellow lilies. It's more as a 'thank you' for being friends with Snake- Joker likes those who look after his friends.]
[Because of course he has to be ridiculous about it, every bouquet will have a joker playing card attached to it. What.]
[I went with this site for meanings.]
[With an opening line like that, it's probably not surprising to see that Joker... appears to be in a cosmetics store. The 'gear is apparently propped up against a shelf while Joker casually flicks through various lipsticks and eyeliners. He's already applied something to his eyelids along with his usual make up because why not.]
[Somewhere in the background, there's... hissing? Anyone looking closely might be able to spot a Luxray on top of the shelf behind Joker, back arched and fangs bared. Joker doesn't pay her any mind.]
I've never much tried for lipstick before, but I suppose if there's ever a time ta give it a good ol' go... [Joker holds up a lavender shade of lipstick to the 'Gear, humming.] think it'd go well with my eyes?
[The Luxray hissing has finally evolved to bursts of upset yowling and Joker sighs.]
Oh, an' Rogue found a new friend. [Setting down the lipstick, he adjusts the 'Gear so that the camera is pointed towards the ground. That sure is a positively slime soaked Furret wrapped up tight around one of those... weird slime ball Pokemon. Is it a Pokemon? Joker is assuming so for the time being. Either way, both Furret and slimeball have looks of giddy bliss on their faces.] Tried ta separate 'em, but they wouldn't have none of it. Needless ta say, Lightning isn't particularly pleased. Too wet for her likin'. Oi, aren't ya supposed ta be strong against them water types?
[Just more angry electric cat yowling. Joker sighs.]
And it ain't comin' up on our little gadgets either... Ah well. I'll leave that for ya more intelligent types. Me, I'll just focus on the more mundane matters. Don't got a special someone for the romantic day myself- [And he gives a wink to the 'Gear.] -but best a luck for all of ya who do~.
[For anyone in Goldenrod, well, Joker will be in that cosmetic store for a while... angry hissing Luxray, slimy but extremely happy Furret, Bloober, and all.]
[Oh, but if you have CR with the ringleader... You might find something anyway.]
[Have CR with this loser? Well, he might have something for you, too. Thanks to Carmen's post the other day, he got an idea, hastily threw some things together and got some deliveries made. Looks like your characters will be getting flowers today!]
[Snake, you're going to have a very determined certain little Mime Jr. hunt you down. That sure is a bouquet bigger than her little body in her arms. There's a cluster of freesia flowers in the midst of some bluebells... and if he goes searching, he might find a little milkvetch flower. Huh. Mayuri will find similar waiting for her at her room window in the beak of a serious looking Tranquill. There's bluebells involved in this one, too, although narcissus flowers mix it up this time around.]
[Hey Saionji, you like flowers, right? No? Too bad, you're getting a delivery anyway. Man that sure is a freakin' ton of nasturtium flowers with specks of eupatorium flowers... Crocker will just find himself receiving a sparse few coronillas. Envy will be the recipient of some mock orange flowers, and France will get some matching orange lilies (with some spearmint flowers hidden underneath).]
[Killua, Maka Albarn, John Egbert, you three will be getting some flowers too via delivery. All three of them will be getting mixed bouquets of canterbury bells and yellow lilies. It's more as a 'thank you' for being friends with Snake- Joker likes those who look after his friends.]
[Because of course he has to be ridiculous about it, every bouquet will have a joker playing card attached to it. What.]
[I went with this site for meanings.]
[video]
The opposite, as a matter a fact! Besides, couldn't be subtle in my line a work.
[video]
[It's kind of hard to bomb places in a subtle manner, dude. The struggle is real.]
What exactly is it that you do?
[video]
Ringleader of the Noah's Ark Circus was my title back in England~. [And he gives a slight bow. He'd do more extravagant but... there's slime all over the floor. Yikes.] Hopin' ta start up similar here.
[video]
...
...or we could just. move on...]
An English circus...how very quaint.
[Will there be robots in your circus? No circus is complete without a robot or two.]
Admittedly, a circus involving Pokemon would certainly be a sight to see. Do you intend on involving them?
[video]
A course. When ya get opportunities like this, ya don't just waste 'em! I already got plenty of ideas ta shock an' wow the crowd~. Just a matter a gettin' the proper people ta back it all up.
[video]
...
you're one of those people who played with the lightswitches for an hour when you first got here, aren't you]
Well, I admire your drive. It's rather refreshing, to see people making the most of this awkward situation.
[Which is one way to sum Johto up...]
I might have to try and catch your debut performance, if you intend to open it in Goldenrod. But forgive me - I haven't introduced myself. My name is Kato; Dr Kato, if you'd prefer. I'm a scientist.
[video]
might be true but you can't prove anything. That secret will stay with him and his poor little Mime Jr., bless her soul for helping this idiot with light switches and soda machines.]
Well, I'll be sure ta make an announcement when it's all up and ready~. [Oh, proper introduction time now, hey? Joker gives a bow, arm crossed over his torso.] Joker, ringleader of the Noah's Ark Circus back in England. A pleasure ta meet ya, Doctor Kato.
[video]
...he's not sure what it is, but there's...something...
...well, at least it's funny.]
A rather appropriate name, considering your attire.
[How mysterious - surely not his real name, though? Hmm.]
Although I may have to reconsider my offer if you intend to include...those.
[...he's really not a fan of the Goomies. Shit's gross, bro.]
[video]
[A teasing wink.]
[But oh, he can guess where this conversation has turned. Joker glances back down at the little blob of happy slime.]
Don't know nearly enough 'bout 'em ta even think of it, frankly. Not much ta work with.