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Joker ([personal profile] pipers_son) wrote2023-01-18 10:38 pm
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Voicemail

-sure it's workin'? Ah, there it is!

[A Mime Jr. sounds off triumphantly.]

This is Joker! And Angel, a course. [A chuckle.] If ya need ta chat with me, I'll answer soon as I can.
quickattackjack: (podium)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2014-09-19 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
GREAT!

[It looked like Joker's gear didn't have that weird volume problem everyone else's had. He hasn't left his house in a few days so as far as he knows there's a network-wide glitch.]

LAST YEAR WE SENT PEOPLE THROUGH IN GROUPS AS SMALL AS TWO TO AS LARGE AS FIVE. I THINK WE COULD UP THE NUMBER THIS YEAR.

THE POKEMON ARE OUR SCARE-ACTORS!

THE HOUSE HAS TRAP DOORS, SLIDES, MOVING WALLS, FALSE FLOORS AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS THAT CONSTANTLY GUIDE THE GROUPS AWAY FROM ONE ANOTHER AND OCCASIONALLY SPLIT THEM UP. EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD MAZE! THAT'S WHY I'VE ADDED A HEDGE MAZE TO THE BACK YARD. THE GOATS LOVE IT.

[He pauses to cough. Yelling is doing a number on his throat and he's already tired.]

WE HAVE MULTIPLE SETTINGS FOR PEOPLE WHO MIGHT WANT A MILDER OR MORE EXTREME EXPERIENCE AND HALF OF THE PROCEEDS GO TO THE POKEMON ADOPTION CENTER
quickattackjack: (fascinating!)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2014-09-19 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
THAT MAY BE A WISE IDEA! I CAN'T KEEP TRAINING IF MY POKEMON CAN'T HEAR ME!

[Boop.]

Anyhow, I was wondering how we should combine the two! We seem like we both have similar goals and similar interests!

I regret not speaking to you more often before!
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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2014-09-19 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm on the north side of Goldenrod!

And a carriage is a fantastic idea! Do you have clowns in your circus? You could give them a ghoulish paintjob!
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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2014-09-19 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Never experienced Halloween?

Well you are in for a treat!

It is only the best holiday there is!


[You see that, Joker? That's called restraint. He's not swapping back to voice to yell his lungs out.]

You must wear a costume! Even I'm wearing a costume--though when you think about it, all this skin and hair and eyes and muscles may as well be one. On Halloween I can be myself.
quickattackjack: (lecture)

[personal profile] quickattackjack 2014-09-19 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Why, a skeleton! Naturally!

[Not that he's biased or anything.]
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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2014-09-19 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? Though who says you have to be the same thing every night? I try to keep the haunted house open through most of October.

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2014-09-19 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Not personally but I have seen him on the network.

Is he an artist?
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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2014-09-19 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
That's great! Maybe he can work on my scare-actors as well! They're plenty frightening on their own but I want return guests to be in for a surprise.
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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2014-09-19 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Very good!

What else should we do? Do you have any acts in your circus that are scary?
quickattackjack: (grim grinning ghost)

[personal profile] quickattackjack 2014-09-21 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
A knife thrower sounds fantastic! I wonder where we could find a fire eater? Or a sword swallower?

By the way, I actually know someone who has a Rapidash. I'll get into contact with her!
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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2014-09-24 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
we can keep our fingers crossed!