[Well, you're certainly rather...quaint, aren't you? Don't worry - there's something endearing about you technologically-challenged sorts.

...he's not sure what it is, but there's...something...

...well, at least it's funny.]

A rather appropriate name, considering your attire.

[How mysterious - surely not his real name, though? Hmm.]

Although I may have to reconsider my offer if you intend to include...those.

[...he's really not a fan of the Goomies. Shit's gross, bro.]