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Joker ([personal profile] pipers_son) wrote2023-01-18 10:38 pm
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Voicemail

-sure it's workin'? Ah, there it is!

[A Mime Jr. sounds off triumphantly.]

This is Joker! And Angel, a course. [A chuckle.] If ya need ta chat with me, I'll answer soon as I can.
garbagechild: the worst type is "restricted", don't tell me i can't be somewhere, i don't want to have to keep track of something like "where i am", what a waste of time (best type of area? definitely "wooded")

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-11-01 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[OH NO THAT WAS... EMPHATIC.]

UM. Yes!

Yes, I'm all right!

Um.

Hi...

[He's learned that people were actually WORRIED about him and he's really hoping Joker's not too upset. 8(]
garbagechild: just collect a bunch of recently-resurrected dead people and tell them lies?? (you really think someone would do that?)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-11-01 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He's almost anticipating a scolding, but Joker, like always, knows what to say.]

I did?

You have?

Wh... what is it?
garbagechild: maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps? ([during lull in conversation])

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-11-02 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh!

Yes, Jimmy mentioned that...

It's a... a... a holly-day, right?
garbagechild: I ate more wet T-shirts than anybody else! (what do you mean I didn't win?)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-11-03 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
It was a little rough.

[He admits this, because it WAS.]

What's it like?

Jimmy didn't really wanna talk 'bout it...
garbagechild: Missed! But back! Returned! Joy! Sing of joy! (YOU'RE AGAIN!)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-11-08 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[The thought of there being TWO Jimmies would blow Wrath's mind. He's never met anybody with the same name as someone else before!]

[For now, though, he looks interested! SUPER interested.]


Really?

EVERYWHERE?
garbagechild: i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices cuz i've been doing that for a long time so its just kinda par for the course (me personally?)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-11-08 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
All month?

[He's still not totally solid on how long a 'month' is, but he knows it's longer than a week.]
foolishwren: ... COUNT EVEREST (hey what's the world's tallest vampire)

way back like december 12th or something lol

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-02-02 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[So Heather is in STEALTH MODE.]

[... In this case, STEALTH MODE means coming to the big-top, watching the rehearsal, telling Envy that everybody could totally see his My Little Ponyta underwear every time he did that one trick flip (patently untrue, in multiple ways), and then kissing him on the cheek and saying she had to run an errand and would be home later.]

[Optional last step: winking broadly at Joker before 'leaving'.]

[In any case, she pops back up about five minutes after most of the others have dispersed homeward, and leans into the Ringmaster's tent.]


Knock knock.
foolishwren: who will shave their head while i shave mine and then hotglue the hair to the roof with me so that the roof has hair (i want someone to sit on the roof with)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-02-03 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Clearly, they're going to get along.]

[She sidles into the tent, hands stuffed in her pockets. She looks pretty pleased with herself.]


It took all my stealth training, but here I am.

So, uh.

Still looking for new performers?
foolishwren: no one puts the 'Sam' in 'Good Samaritan' like the spawn of Samael, right? (aw it was nothin'...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-02-03 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...

[She rubs the back of her neck.]

I've been, y'know, thinking about stuff that I can contribute that wouldn't involve, like... too much training...

There's the parkour thing, and I can also ride.

... Like, you know, horses.

I have a Rapidash-- you've seen her, back in Pewter.
foolishwren: who will shave their head while i shave mine and then hotglue the hair to the roof with me so that the roof has hair (i want someone to sit on the roof with)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-02-06 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[THAT TOO. Good times.]

[Heather grins, almost bashfully. Which isn't a look she wears too often.]


I was kind of thinking of something like that.

I haven't delved into stunt riding too much, but... I think I could probably pull it off, with a little practice.
foolishwren: and I'm a dancing frog in a top hat that keeps getting dragged off stage by a big hook. (gender is a performance)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-02-09 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
--psychic types to break the fall, huh?

Well, that'll be a change up from the norm. Usually when I fall, I just eat dirt.

[She says it with humor-- Joker's enthusiasm is kind of contagious.]

So, when should Carousel and I come in for the first practice?
foolishwren: *runs directly into a doorframe for some reason* (oh yeah? you wanna see REAL bisexuality?)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-02-12 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[And honestly, thank god. Because, given some of the people who work here, it's pretty much a guarantee that without those extra measures, there would be at least a few snapped necks and broken backs. Fuckin' daredevils.]

I can do tomorrow.

I've got everything I need.

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